HONEY BUTTER

Hi. I'm Honey Butter. I am, medically speaking, extremely round. The vet said "concerning." I said "load-bearing."

I live on a grass block that I have personally flattened. My hobbies include eating mouses (yes, mouses — I catch them, I make the rules, I do the grammar), napping in ore veins, and staring at you until food happens.

I found this diamond helmet in a chest. It does not fit. I wear it anyway, because a knight protects her snacks. When mobs show up at night, I do my one (1) move: the pounce. It has never failed. Mostly because I land with the force of a falling anvil.

Buy my coin or don't — I literally cannot read. I'm a cat.